Maybe people would feel a little better about Brexit if its current leader, Boris "The Spider" Johnson, didn't look like he just crawled out of bed after a night at the ale house drinking raddlers and chowing on fish and chips. And his bartender is his barber.
Get up early and watch the morning news so you know how many Europeans hate you. You may not have a pulse, but there's a political pulse to be felt.
Dude. You're heading up one of the cradles of modern democracy. Get a good night's sleep. While you're at it, take the Manga Carta to bed and give it a read.
No more Brexit in bed for Boris.
