You know what's causing a real ruckus in the dog world?
The word "tick".
Dogs get confused when they here the word "tick", because they don't know if it refers to the involuntary movement tick or the little bastard tick that sucks their blood.
Even to dogs, the language barrier causes real problems.
"Oh shit, dude, a tick."
"Get it off me."
"No, I mean that involuntary movement you always do, licking your non-existent balls."
"Shut up, man. You do it too."
"I'm a girl, you fool."
"Well, you lick your…where is that thing, anyway? I can never find it."
"Lucy told me you were sure looking for it last weekend. #metoo, you filthy dog."
"Lucy is a bitch."
"Of course she is. You failed biology, right?"
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