It's too fucking hot.
For too fucking long.
Come on, planet earth! You've made your point.
Now cool it!
The other day I didn't get a chance to eat and I got really hangry.
It was also really fucking hot, so I got…again, hangry.
We get it. It's a global problem requiring a global solution.
That's why North American is electric "car-ing". Canada is even forcing it by 2035.
Bit of a wee tiny problem, though.
Our politicians won't let us buy electric cars that we can actually afford.
Someone on the globe can make really cheap electric cars. To help us with this global problem. We don't like them much, but it's a global problem. And suddenly they're trying to "flood" the world with cheap electric cars. A substitute word for cheap is affordable. In a world which needs electric cars. How dare them.
Nope! Not a global problem anymore. Instead of "flooding" the world with electric cars, we prefer to watch it flood with water.
Imagine doing that with food? Forcing people to eat a certain food and then raising the price?
It's the 2 guys below that are in charge. Get it? Charge? Can't even afford a car I can charge. Can't charge it on my credit card. I'm not in charge.
Anyway, mother earth. I know you're hangry with us.
Stay tuned.
