So I've hit upon a great plan. You should try it.
I stop eating every time the TTC closes the subway for track maintenance.
That's every weekend for the last 100 years. No food for me.
Apparently there's thousands of kilometres of track that need fixing. No one knows where this track is, but they're fixing it.
I think maybe they get lost and end up in London, England fixing the Tube. But the Tube is doing just fine.
The Tube - 161 years old, 250 miles of track
TTC - 70 year old, 43 miles of track
