Helloooo Newman: Science uncentred

Helloooo Newman: Science uncentred: Doug Ford caves in to developers. Sorry, I mean the Science Centre roof might cave in to snow. One of those July snow storms we often get.

Science uncentred

Doug Ford caves in to developers.

Sorry, I mean the Science Centre roof might cave in to snow. One of those July snow storms we often get.

Helloooo Newman: Friends, Canadians, countrymen, I'll lend you my ears

Helloooo Newman: Friends, Canadians, countrymen, I'll lend you my ears:   Justin Trudeau is all ears now. "Sorry, what? What are you saying?"

Friends, Canadians, countrymen, I'll lend you my ears

 

Justin Trudeau is all ears now.

"Sorry, what? What are you saying?"

Helloooo Newman: Cone of silence

Helloooo Newman: Cone of silence:   Why don't we put a giant one of these over the entire city of Toronto? Wouldn't it be easier?

Cone of silence

 

Why don't we put a giant one of these over the entire city of Toronto?

Wouldn't it be easier?

Helloooo Newman: Waves and domes

Helloooo Newman: Waves and domes: Remember when it used to get hot. We called it a heat wave. Covered an entire city. Really hot. Lasted a week or two. Maybe three. Suddenly ...

Waves and domes

Remember when it used to get hot. We called it a heat wave.

Covered an entire city. Really hot. Lasted a week or two. Maybe three.

Suddenly it's called a dome. Is that because of the SkyDome?

If there's a heat dome over Toronto, shouldn't it open and close? Shouldn't beer be $30 and boiled hot dogs $50?

I hope they open the heat dome this week.

Helloooo Newman: Track maintenance diet

Helloooo Newman: Track maintenance diet: I've been struggling to lose a few pounds. It's not easy when you're my advanced age. So I've hit upon a great plan. You sho...

Track maintenance diet

I've been struggling to lose a few pounds. It's not easy when you're my advanced age.

So I've hit upon a great plan. You should try it.

I stop eating every time the TTC closes the subway for track maintenance.

That's every weekend for the last 100 years. No food for me.

Apparently there's thousands of kilometres of track that need fixing. No one knows where this track is, but they're fixing it.

I think maybe they get lost and end up in London, England fixing the Tube. But the Tube is doing just fine.

The Tube - 161 years old, 250 miles of track

TTC - 70 year old, 43 miles of track

Helloooo Newman: Rice-A-Money

Helloooo Newman: Rice-A-Money: I've decided the day you only get a single piece of rice in a package I will seriously consider switching to something else. Or, maybe b...

Rice-A-Money

I've decided the day you only get a single piece of rice in a package I will seriously consider switching to something else.

Or, maybe buy 2000 packages.

Helloooo Newman: Love game

Helloooo Newman: Love game: Be still me beating heart.  Leo is a tennis fan. In celebration, maybe I'll let him keep his balls. Leo caught the tennis ball twice and...

Love game

Be still me beating heart. 

Leo is a tennis fan. In celebration, maybe I'll let him keep his balls.

Leo caught the tennis ball twice and they had to delay play.

How embarrassing.

How cute.

Also scratched the player's leg. Not good.

But cute.

Helloooo Newman: Hello my rag time cat

Helloooo Newman: Hello my rag time cat:   Turns out Leo is a very talented mimic. Here he's doing the dancing frog from Bugs Bunny. And he's never seen it. As far as talent...

Hello my rag time cat

 

Turns out Leo is a very talented mimic. Here he's doing the dancing frog from Bugs Bunny. And he's never seen it.

As far as talent goes, he's clearly in a cat-egory unto himself.

Obviously I'm rushing out to get a top hat and cane.

I'm gonna be rich!

Ribbit....

Helloooo Newman: Helloooo Leo

Helloooo Newman: Helloooo Leo: Say hi to Leo, the new addition to our blog family. Here he is taking a paws from playing. Just got him, and he's already playful, frien...

Helloooo Leo

Say hi to Leo, the new addition to our blog family. Here he is taking a paws from playing.

Just got him, and he's already playful, friendly, silly and damn handsome. Has a kinda Leo DiCaprio thing going on. I'm sure he'll be dating kittens in his 40s.

Stay tuned for humour from a cat's perspective.

Helloooo Newman: Cher lift

Helloooo Newman: Cher lift: I'm a hug fan of Cher. Someday I hope to be on a first name basis with her.

Cher lift

I'm a hug fan of Cher. Someday I hope to be on a first name basis with her.