From the makers of Advil comes Subtractvil.
If you just don't feel like sex tonight and you need a believable excuse, Subtractvil gives you that headache you so desperately need.
Great for all occasions. Take a day off work. Skip that golf game you suck at anyway. Uncertain about your upcoming wedding?
Skip it! And everyone will believe you. Because it's a real headache.
With Subtractvil.
Subtract the annoying things out of life.