Under new Liberal legislation, it will be against the law to enjoy nice weather during winter.
Statements like "what a nice February day" and "wow, this is patio weather, let's get a beer" will be strictly monitored and punishable by 2 weeks locked in an abandoned meat freezer.
Think it's warm enough to wear shorts? Think again.
February short-wearing people will spend July in a full-body ski suit. Gotta learn, people!
Remember.
IT'S WINTER.
Stop enjoying the nice weather.
