Saturday 6 July 2019

Sleep

People say I'm sleeping away my life. Ya, well they're living away their sleep.


I think the world would be a much better place if we all just slept in.


I've slept with a lot of women in my days. A lot. After we wake up, I would ask, is it sex time now?


To sleep, perchance to wake up. Ay, there's the rub.


I eat, breath and sleep sleep.


I only sleep 10 hours a day because I'm a slow sleeper.


People warn me, you'll never get any exercise if you sleep all the time. Haven't you heard of the sleep cycle? I ride it 10 hours a day.