I've finally completed my vegan lifestyle by only listening to vegan music.
It's a tough choice. It means I can't listen to bands like The Animals, Buffalo Springfield (yummy burgers), and my all time favourite – Meatloaf. I'll travel anywhere for Meatloaf. Especially when it's dressed with bacon strip and loads of ketchup.
Other bands include The Turtles (great soup), Hootie and the Blowfish (the meat of which is called fugu in Japan), and Blue Oyster Cult. There is some debate among vegans as to whether it's okay to eat oysters and listen to oyster music. I'm playing it safe. It's a sacrifice, though. I love (Don't Fear) The Reaper. Death, by the way, is considered vegan.
Next – I'll only drink pure water that's been trapped in a cave for 120 million years. Anything older and it kinda looses its flavour.
HELLOOOO NEWMAN: Laughter is your sixth sense
