Tuesday 27 June 2017

Fudge Off


How come we have a term for people who swear uncontrollably – Tourettes – but not for people who uncontrollably do not swear?

I don't trust people who can't swear. It's a basic human instinct that needs to be satisfied. Even before we had language, people needed to swear.

My grandmother never swore. Maybe people who uncontrollably do not swear have grandmothers syndrome.

Fuck, I'm smart.