I was arguing with my wife last week and she hit me with, "You've made your bed, now you have to lie in it", meaning I have to accept the bad decisions I've made in my life.
"Ha. No I don't."
And I didn't, because we were in a hotel and the maid made the bed.
But then she made me sleep in the foldout bed, which I had to make myself. So she was right.
I guess I've made some really bad life decisions, because when I make the bed at home, it unmakes itself.
