Lululemon is coming out with some new products and it's about time.
Lululemon Tanks: The back seats easily fold down to fit those large grocery shoppings, or for extra tank shells. TV screens that only tune to Breakfast Television. Treads are anti-lock and pro-fair trade. Black interior with pink accents (gun turret switch, ammo holder).
Lululemon Chainsaw: It plays Handel's Coconut Water Music while running. Cuts wood chips in the shape of tiny Lululemon logos.
Lululemon Weights: Filled with coconut water, can also be used to iron your clothes.
Lululemon Adult Diaper: Enhances your camel toe.
