Poor Justin.
He is currently suffering from Castroenteritis.
This is the condition of developing stomach pains and diarrhea from losing a fellow dictator.
Oh I know, Justin isn't quit the dictator kind. What stops him is the crying after, say, putting people in front of a firing squad or locking up dissenters who, on the plus side, still get free health care.
Don't cry, Justin. I hear Mr. Jong-il is feeling just fine these days.
