Sunday 31 July 2016

Musings and Woes



We winterize a cottage but we never summerize a cottage. I can summerize my cottage in one word: FUN



I love playing on the seesaw. I love it so much, I think we should have the same ride for the other four human senses:
• the hearheard
• the tastetasted
• the touchtouched (aka the feelfelt)
• the smellsmelled

Hey Billy. Wanna play on the smellsmelled?



Deorderant: When you're at a restaurant, you order, then you cancel your order cuz your wife is on the way to the hospital having a baby, you have to de-order-ant.