Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Meanderthal Paul


Check out this guy above. This is an old model of what we thought Neanderthal Man looked like.

Dopey and stupid, right? This guy was not a Scrabble champion.

Things have changed.

The more we discover ancient sites the more we learn that Neanderthal Man was much more capable and intellectually developed than we ever thought possible.

Here's a good link: http://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2016/05/the-astonishing-age-of-a-neanderthal-cave-construction-site/484070/

He also moved around through Africa and Europe much more than we expected. That's why I like to call him "Meanderthal Man".

This gives me great hope. Soon scientists will find that I am smarter than anyone would expect. The evidence is hard to find, buried as it is under layers of decay and useless knowledge.

I'm really an archeologist's dream project. I wonder what they'll find?