Bernie Sanders seems like a nice guy. I kinda like some of his ideas.
I don't think I'd lose much sleep while a few Wall Street bankers rot in Guantanamo, albeit New York style.
Unfortunately, he has that voice. It would drive me crazy.
Four years of that voice would render me unable to recognize the English language.
He sounds like George Steinbrenner, only not the real Steinbrenner.
More like Seinfeld's version. And that voice is done by Larry David.
So let's vote for Larry David instead. He's funnier, and a better writer.
While we're at it, let's make Julia Louis Dreyfus veep.
America's new motto could be "Curb Your Enthusiasm."
Ya, now I'm feeling enthused.
