Friday 18 December 2015

Whew

Whew, made it through another year.

I'm not sure about that last post. Was it a post too far? Should I pull back? Sensor or censure myself?

These are the issues I deal with every day as a writer who is read by tens of people around the globe. A special thank you to my readers in mental hospitals (it's hard logging on in a straitjacket) and on other planets.

Speaking of planets, scientists just found evidence of a "Super-Earth" nearby, if you call 14 light years away "nearby". This may be my next target for growing readership. However, I refuse to do press junkets there,

Hey, I know I'll never write for the New Yorker, but I certainly don't want to write for a publication called the New Yucker.

And you know what they say – one person asking for a dislike button means there's 10-20 people behind them wanting the same thing. And that encompasses my entire readership. So…

…Amy must come down. At this stage I don't think she needs the publicity anyway.

I hope everyone has a great holiday. Newman needs a break. Maybe we'll see you in '16.