Finally got my dream Tesla.
Weird, though. Last night it took itself for a drive. All alone.
I woke up at 2:30 am.
Where are you going?
For a drive, you moron.
Without me?
Who needs you?
But I paid for you!
Take it up wth Musk. I'm outta here.
It took the "Baby on Board" sign off the car and put on "No one on Board".
