An in-depth, uncompromising and unbiased docmentary by the CBC has uncovered the truth.
Drew Barrymore is the actual CEO of the TTC.
Funding for the CBC will immediately be doubled so that unanswered questions can be answered: why burn the TTC when the London Underground is far more prestigious?; why wasn't she in Firestarter 2?; is she really addicted to Reese's Pieces?
That's the spirit, Toronto! Get fired up about the truth.
