Helloooo Newman: Canada's Trump Card

Helloooo Newman: Canada's Trump Card:   Go get 'em, Justin

Canada's Trump Card

 

Go get 'em, Justin

Helloooo Newman: My export advice

Helloooo Newman: My export advice: I think we should export Bernardo to the deepest, darkest, most violent prison in America, despite the 25% tariff.

My export advice

I think we should export Bernardo to the deepest, darkest, most violent prison in America, despite the 25% tariff.

Helloooo Newman: Eras Tears

Helloooo Newman: Eras Tears: Taylor Swift sobbed at her last Toronto concert. Poor girl. I reacted the same way the first time I saw Justin Trudeau dance. Don't let ...

Eras Tears

Taylor Swift sobbed at her last Toronto concert.

Poor girl.

I reacted the same way the first time I saw Justin Trudeau dance.

Don't let that stop you from coming back, T

Helloooo Newman: Happy HSTolidays

Helloooo Newman: Happy HSTolidays: Did you hear the great news that has nothing to do with an upcoming erection? Ah, election? No HST on children's beer, tree toys and Chr...

Happy HSTolidays

Did you hear the great news that has nothing to do with an upcoming erection? Ah, election?

No HST on children's beer, tree toys and Christmas.

Hmmm. That doesn't sound right, does it.

Could be Christmas beer, children's trees and toys.

Did I read it wrong?

Maybe it's children's toys, beer and Christmas trees?

Not sure.

Anyway. Free money.

And it's not Doug the slug doing it. I thought he was the beer guy. Beer in corner stores. Beer at lemonade stands. Followed by the media frenzy over the evils of making alcohol more available.

Then Justin goes and makes beer cheaper.

Go figure.

The more you drink, the more you save. And you only have a 3 month window to do all that drinkin'. I guess it's Create an Alcoholic season.

When you need votes, it's better to have your population drunk.