I was so relieved to hear that Canada might buy the super-advanced, highly intelligent and very American F35 fighter plane (the F stands for Fuck you up). It's invisible to radar so they're having trouble finding it. The $100 million per plane is not invisible and when you look in your wallet, you'll see some money missing.
It will come in handy when Ontario calls in the army to fight the virus. Since the virus is everywhere, the precision guided missiles will have no trouble finding the enemy.
Was that Doug Ford's house?
Oops.
