You know what's wrong with today's world?
Too many options. More options means more angst and suffering.
My new dishwasher comes with an "extra dry" option. What?
I want my dishes dry. Non-wet. Lacking moisture. Void of H20. Instead I got the martini setting. Gobi Desert dishes coming up.
Hey honey, what are you doing with these dishes? They're sooo dry. Is it okay if I put food on them?
I never got any complaints about my last dishwasher. Jesus, man, did you do these dishes in the shower? They're soaked.
Thing cost $1000. How about a button that says "cheaper dishwasher".
