Well, I don't think I can add anything useful to the multitude of comments made on current events.
What I can do is give you 5 reasons why you should let the Clams Company (and other molluscs) be your financial advisor.
1. To reduce your tax bill, we will help you set up a shell company
2. When the tax man comes calling, clam up and let Clams do the talking
3. Ambitious? Want to be the the next Rockefeller? Let our parent company, Oysters Inc, take over
4. Outstanding debt you need to collect? Let our Mussels division be the muscle
5. When you invest, you buy low and sell high. When you cook clams, it's the opposite. Boil on high and then simmer on low. Confusing. We guide you through it.
