Apologies to the Fifty Percent

Just as I dotted the last pixel on my previous article, I realized my peewee/ice destruction game cannot be enjoyed by 50% of the population.

I apologize to the fifty percent who are female. I try to be all-inclusive on this blog.

Please don't cancel your free subscription.

This is not Dog Dynasty on A&E! If bestiality beats your drum, then all the best to you.

But worry not, women. They are working wonders with them 3-D printers and perhaps some day you can enjoy a working attachment and play destroy the urinal world.

I could certainly use a bit more 3 for my D (insert Groucho Marx voiceover).

I'll end there.