Friday, 5 December 2025

Helloooo Newman: Made in Canada

Helloooo Newman: Made in Canada: With Carney in charge, Canada is on its way to becoming a superpower in energy and…canned food? That's right, folks. New on the Canadian...

Made in Canada

With Carney in charge, Canada is on its way to becoming a superpower in energy and…canned food?

That's right, folks. New on the Canadian market.

Chili con Carney.

Made in Canada with Canadian prices to match.

Only $5 a can. Oh, wait a minute…it's $10. Oops, just want up to $20. Oh man, now it's on sale for $50.

Check back tomorrow, folks. New price, new flavour, new smaller can.

Support the Canadian dream!