Misery Loves Company

You know the old saying – misery loves company.

But lots of other things love company too.

Love loves company. No one enjoys falling in love with themselves, except politicians and celebrities, or maybe you're masturbating.

Anger really loves company. What is social media, other than millions of people enjoying each other's outrage.

Obviously drinking loves company. Who wants to hang with a person that doesn't drink? It makes me want to drink more.

Sex loves company. If it doesn't, again, you are masturbating, and if it loves lots of company, you're in an orgy.

The only thing that doesn't love company is psychotic hermitism, like the unabomber. He blows up company.