Friday 9 March 2018

Phloem People


There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that haphazardly peel a banana and eat it without thinking.

And those that carefully peel those annoying little banana strings underneath the peel, and THEN eat the banana.

Phloem bundles.

That's their name.

Studies show that people who peel their phloem are healthier, happier, better looking, smarter, and write the best blogs.