Resolved

I love making, and especially keeping, New Year's resolutions.

Last year's resolution was a great success. Good thing I like bacon. Eating a pound of bacon a day isn't always easy, even when it's bacon.

This year's resolution: I will begin every phone call, email and text with, "What the hell are you?" (from Predator).

Then I will end every phone call, email and text with, "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" (from Die Hard).

It's exciting to finally put my favourite movies to good use.

Stay tuned. I might contact you.