Friday 24 March 2017

Raised Without Antibiotics



I was food shopping the other day and I saw a chicken "raised without antibiotics".

I immediately felt sorry for the big sucker.

What did she do when she was a little chicklet and got the flu or some other really bad virus? No antibiotics?

"Mom, I feel really sick."

"Shut up and learn to swallow that sputum you little brat. You're gonna grow up to be a nice healthy chicken that food freaks will love to eat."

"I'm coughing up blood."

"Wait 'til they tear off your wings and sell them to the local bar. Then you'll see blood, you monster."

"I think I have strep neck."

"Your neck will be soup stock one day. Your feet will be used in a weird devil/sex ritual. It's not about you ya dumbass. It's about the people that buy you. Now go run around, you free range freak."

Life can be so harsh.