I entered a Bed Bath & Beyond and complained that I couldn't find the Beyond part of the store.
The lady said it was just over there.
Where?
Right there.
Here?
Almost. Up there.
Here?
Not quite. Down a bit.
Over here?
So close. Inches.
Is this it?
Little further.
Do you really know where it is?
I know where it isn't. Right where you're standing.
Frustrated, I went to Men's Wearhouse and insisted on speaking to the woman in charge.
