When we need help, we get a self-help book. But why is it called a "self-help" book? If we could help ourselves, we wouldn't need a book.
The proper term is "self-helpless" book.
You feel helpless to help yourself, you need someone to help you, so you help yourself to a self-helpless book, and listen to Help, and hopefully all that helps.
If you need help understanding this, please call the help.
PS: It's been around 90 seconds. Do you like me yet? Maybe you need help liking me. That's another book.
