Wednesday, 3 August 2016

Musings and Woes

Hey, stop licking my blog



In Canada, cars are officially no longer impounded.

There are imkilogrammed.

You get your dog at the Dog Kilogram.

You don't pound a beer down, you kilogram it down. That's less beer.

You'll be happy to know that when looking for a job, you no longer have to pound the pavement, you kilometre it. That's shorter.

No, you don't "kilogram the pavement". That's just stupid.

The phrase, "In for a penny, in for a pound" is banned, since the penny and the pound are gone.

I suggest, "In for an e-transfer, in for a kilogram".

I was thinking "In for a rounding off to the lowest cost that benefits the consumer in light of the fact that pennies are no longer accepted, in for a kilogram", but that's just too clunky.