I met a friend's dog for the second time and was already petting his groin.
Things move so fast with some dogs.
One shake of the paw and then his legs spread open like a split ham and I began rubbing the area formerly known as his testicles.
No oils or special equipment. People call me "Piano Hands" but this was not piano playing. This was different. This was the delicate plucking of a harp. Breaking in a Stradivarius.
Observing the human faces around, you would not conclude I was stroking a stranger's genitalia in public. One even admired my stroking technique. "You're so good with him." Did they want the same treatment?
It's unfortunate you can't really do this with people, like, say, someone's wife.
"Hey Marv. Cute wife. So obedient. Do you think she'll let me rub her groin?"
"Well, she does sleep on her back. Maybe you should wait til she offers it up."
Humans get all touchy with their genitals, as if they are, like, private parts.
We have so much to learn from our pets.
"Hey Marv. Cute wife. So obedient. Do you think she'll let me rub her groin?"
"Well, she does sleep on her back. Maybe you should wait til she offers it up."
Humans get all touchy with their genitals, as if they are, like, private parts.
We have so much to learn from our pets.
