People think writing this blog is easy as cake. A piece of pie.
"Oh boy, another stupid Newman blog. How long were you on the toilet writing this one?"
Easy my ass! (no, not on the toilet)
Was the above the correct deployment of the bracket? Is there a period after the bracket? Should I italicize it?
These are the kinds of problems I dropkick every day.
To make or break YOUR day.
Punktuation is mean. It's hard. My Sisyphean struggle.
When do I use the colon? The semicolon?
Last week I had all my articles subjected to a colon:oscopy.
I passed mustard.
I mean, they passed muster.
Colon:oscopy. TMI? Now I feel like an ass. It's not your fault I work so hard for perfection.
Sorry.
Thanks for reading.
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