Thursday 21 July 2016

Dear Don Letter


Dear Don,

It's looking like you may actually become President of the United States.

If so, this is my letter breaking up with planet earth. I hope for a spot on the ISS. (No, that does not mean I'm joining ISIS, that's a different thing)

Remember way back, when you criticized Obama for constantly telegraphing his military intentions to the enemy?

Syria? Iraq? ISIS?

"Keep your enemies guessing", you said.

That seemed half rational, coming from a golf course-sized egoist dufus like yourself. I found myself kind of agreeing, although I never admitted it to anyone. I might have whispered it in the shower once.

Yesterday, you told the world you will NOT support NATO and if Russia invades the Baltics, you may or may not help them, depending on if they send you a very large e-transfer.

So, Don, I refer you back to your earlier comments.

Yes, I hope for that spot on the ISS. If I make it, you and the rest of this planet will be orange with envy.