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| Superman wanna be |
Superman is not happy!
He will now have to apply a surcharge for all his mighty deeds.
Caught on a runaway train driven by an evildoer? Be prepared to pay up. And before he saves you.
If the entire earth needs saving? You can't afford it, buddy.
In a flyby protest, Superman zipped over the White House and dropped turkeys. Of course he knows they can't fly.
"Let's slap tariffs on kryptonite", Superman pleaded.
As of last night, Superman was seen beating up Elon Musk with a Mercedes hood ornament and it was going very well.
