Thursday 21 October 2021

Too Much Doodling

Being in the dog world, it's safe for me to say there is far too much doodling going on.

Doodling, canine-wise, is the practice of mixing poodle with every other dog breed on earth. The goal is to have a nice family dog that has no personality, no ambition as a dog, and looks as bland as a bowl of cold oatmeal.

What ever happened to the Dalmation? Distinctive dog. The jersey cow in dog form. Creative, interesting, and has the ability to act in movies.

The next doodle on the assembly line is the Subdoodle – a poodle mixed with the white bread from a Subway sandwich. 

Get your Subdoodle franchise today.