Helloooo Newman: The new Bondi movie?

Helloooo Newman: The new Bondi movie?:   Bondi Pam Bondi Q: Careful Bondi, the ring is an immigrant detector

The new Bondi movie?

 

Bondi

Pam Bondi

Q: Careful Bondi, the ring is an immigrant detector

Helloooo Newman: Disney's second job

Helloooo Newman: Disney's second job: I wonder why Walt Disney went into power tools. And why add the "De"? Maybe this happened: "Hey, these power tools are the mo...

Disney's second job

I wonder why Walt Disney went into power tools. And why add the "De"?

Maybe this happened:

"Hey, these power tools are the most fun I've had since sitting on Tinker Bell's lap. Who made them?"

"Duh! Walk Disney."

Helloooo Newman: Study hard

Helloooo Newman: Study hard: The latest study to come out studied everything and found it was responsible for nothing.

Study hard

The latest study to come out studied everything and found it was responsible for nothing.

Helloooo Newman: They say it's your birthday

Helloooo Newman: They say it's your birthday: Today is John Lennon's birthday. Except it's not. Because he's dead. Did you know it's John Lennon's birthday? He would ...

They say it's your birthday

Today is John Lennon's birthday.

Except it's not. Because he's dead.

Did you know it's John Lennon's birthday? He would have been 85 years old today.

Except he's dead. As sad as it is, there's no birthday for John. I don't understand wishing dead people happy birthday.

Congratulations, you can do math. Why don't we do that for every egg that every woman has ever carried?

Hey honey, remember that egg we didn't fertilize last January? Happy birthday, egg. It would have been 23 years old today.

Except it's not!

Helloooo Newman: New car

Helloooo Newman: New car: These are the worst times to buy a new car. I suggest you use a new philosophy. Carpay-ment diem

New car

These are the worst times to buy a new car.

I suggest you use a new philosophy.

Carpay-ment diem

Helloooo Newman: My stop procrastinating now course!

Helloooo Newman: My stop procrastinating now course!: Physicists now believe the universe will end in a big crunch in just 20 billion years and not endlessly expand, as originally thought. So st...

My stop procrastinating now course!

Physicists now believe the universe will end in a big crunch in just 20 billion years and not endlessly expand, as originally thought.

So stop putting things off!

Helloooo Newman: Crosstown Tumour

Helloooo Newman: Crosstown Tumour: Doctors have diagnosed me wth a brain tumour but told me it's developing about as fast as the Eglinton Crosstown LRT so relax and enjoy ...

Crosstown Tumour

Doctors have diagnosed me wth a brain tumour but told me it's developing about as fast as the Eglinton Crosstown LRT so relax and enjoy life. I have a few hundred years.

Helloooo Newman: Net Worth

Helloooo Newman: Net Worth: Elon Musk briefly hit $500 billion in net worth today. I'm proud to say that Elon and I together are worth a little over $500 billion.

Net Worth

Elon Musk briefly hit $500 billion in net worth today. I'm proud to say that Elon and I together are worth a little over $500 billion.

Helloooo Newman: Killing machines

Helloooo Newman: Killing machines: A man wearing eyeliner tells other men to be killing machines. And that women can't be killing machines. Or gays.

Killing machines

A man wearing eyeliner tells other men to be killing machines.

And that women can't be killing machines.

Or gays.