Helloooo Newman: Ashes to Trashes

Helloooo Newman: Ashes to Trashes: Rudy Giuliani has requested his ashes be sprinkled in the New York sewer system so he can feel at home while he's dead.

Ashes to Trashes

Rudy Giuliani has requested his ashes be sprinkled in the New York sewer system so he can feel at home while he's dead.

Helloooo Newman: Past Leaders

Helloooo Newman: Past Leaders: Let's do a quick check on what past great leaders are doing with their valuable time. Barack Obama Justin Trudeau Keep up the outstandin...

Past Leaders

Let's do a quick check on what past great leaders are doing with their valuable time.

Barack Obama

Justin Trudeau

Keep up the outstanding work, gentlemen. The world needs your expertise!

Helloooo Newman: Googled-out

Helloooo Newman: Googled-out: I'm so sick of a world where I can Google anything I want to know and have the answer in seconds. It's exhausting being so well-info...

Googled-out

I'm so sick of a world where I can Google anything I want to know and have the answer in seconds. It's exhausting being so well-informed.

I want to go back to when I was ignorant of almost everything. 

So at my next party, I'm just gonna say I have no fucking clue what the answer to that is and you shouldn't have any clue either. 

Was the Genghis in Genghis Kahn pronounced with a soft "G" or a hard "G"?

Who fucking cares?

Was it van Ghaaaaaghgha or van Goooooo?

Doesn't matter. It was still stupid to cut your ear off. BTW, Google told me he cut just part of his ear off, not the entire ear.

All this time I was misinformed.

No Google search. Stay uninformed!