Helloooo Newman: Bonding. James Bonding. I am happy to report there... : Bonding. James Bonding. I am happy to report there are some impo...

Bonding. James Bonding. I am happy to report there are some important signs that Newman and I are achieving a deeper bond. The kind of bo...

Helloooo Newman: Weather or Not As I've mentioned before, the first... : Weather or Not As I've mentioned before, the first thing...

Weather or Not As I've mentioned before, the first thing to teach dogs is not obedience. It's about the weather. What it is and w...

Helloooo Newman: Don't think…Feeeeel Bruce Lee, my hero in the 70s,... : Don't think…Feeeeel Bruce Lee, my hero in the 70s, had a...

Don't think…Feeeeel Bruce Lee, my hero in the 70s, had a great philosophical line. I think it came inbetween the line "I'll ...

Helloooo Newman: Dog or Dingo? It's fascinating how many different ... : Dog or Dingo? It's fascinating how many different reacti...

Dog or Dingo? It's fascinating how many different reactions I get to Newman (and me) when I walk him. Some people look at Newman an...

Helloooo Newman: Lend me your selective ears I wish I had the kind... : Lend me your selective ears I wish I had the kind of selective h...

Lend me your selective ears I wish I had the kind of selective hearing Newman has. I am male and married so I have, of course, develope...

Helloooo Newman: Constitutional Law The great thing about blogging ... : Constitutional Law The great thing about blogging is that I can ...

Helloooo Newman: A little learning is a dangerous thing Everyone th... : A little learning is a dangerous thing Everyone thinks it's ...

A little learning is a dangerous thing Everyone thinks it's nice to have a smart dog. People always say cats are smarter and it would...

Helloooo Newman: My Favourite Organ I would like to discuss my favo... : My Favourite Organ I would like to discuss my favourite organ. O...

My Favourite Organ I would like to discuss my favourite organ. Oh, please people…the brain… the BRAIN. It makes sense that the brain is...

Helloooo Newman: Driven Where does the drive to do something come ... : Driven Where does the drive to do something come from? I suspect...

Driven Where does the drive to do something come from? I suspect people, or dogs, who are really driven don't give that question much ...

Helloooo Newman: Dog Like Me I was thinking of dressing up like a d... : Dog Like Me I was thinking of dressing up like a dog to see how ...

Dog Like Me I was thinking of dressing up like a dog to see how people would really treat me if I were a dog. Like the book Black Like Me...

Helloooo Newman: Queue Fun You know where I have lots of fun? Linin... : Queue Fun You know where I have lots of fun? Lining up at the gr...

Queue Fun You know where I have lots of fun? Lining up at the grocery store. The fun is all in my head, of course. Many fun things are al...

Working in That Happy Place Most of us lead desperate, miserable lives working for the man. And let's not forget, the woman too (you f...

Helloooo Newman: Constitutional Law The great thing about blogging ... : Constitutional Law The great thing about blogging is that I can ...

Constitutional Law The great thing about blogging is that I can do it while I'm sick at home. Today I am sick. And I know whose fau...

Helloooo Newman: I learned an important lesson from Newman last nig... : I learned an important lesson from Newman last night. I should say ...

Helloooo Newman: I learned an important lesson from Newman last nig... : I learned an important lesson from Newman last night. I should say ...

Helloooo Newman: Long Island Medium Pizza with Extra Happiness on i... : Long Island Medium Pizza with Extra Happiness on it Occasionally I...

Long Island Medium Pizza with Extra Happiness on it Occasionally I will stray from the dog theme when the world urgently needs my perspect...

Helloooo Newman: Turtle on the Highway There is a great Canadian ph... : Turtle on the Highway There is a great Canadian philosopher who ...

Turtle on the Highway There is a great Canadian philosopher who said, "life is a highway". This replaces my previous favourite ...

Keep Your Soul on the Ball I learned an important lesson from Newman last night. I should say relearned it, because I knew it before, and...

If Newman were ever to commit suicide, he would most assuredly hang himself. Of course he never would, since he lives in the moment (also, y...